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Some may find this morbid.  Some may be inclined to call PETA, or the humane society.  I like to think of it as a Public Service Announcement to our avian friends.  You try and fly head on into a car, and you’ll lose every time.

My wife apparently doesn’t recall the head on collision she had today, and thankfully the airbags did not deploy, but this is what we found in our grill shortly after her return from running errands.  I don’t think she has anything against birds, but then again, she’s been absolutely steadfast in denying my suggestions that we get a pet bird.  Maybe this is like the horse in the bed thing from The Godfather, and she’s sending me a message.